sweet, pretty, sexually open-minded people of all genders…asses…people with armpit/pubic/stomach/leg hair…a few more private things
"As a white male I’ve long since learned that my opinion isn’t considered valid when discussing anything"
Oh shut up and go run for Congress you fucking baby.
date idea: feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves while I sit on a couch in a toga
what if you were like on a roadtrip with your friends and you’re all laughing and then one of you says “who’s driving the car?” and you look and it’s a labrador retriever and you all comically look at the camera and say “uh oh”